Attention to Detail Myrtle Beach: Where Sass Meets Shine
Hey there, fellow car aficionados! Welcome to Attention to Detail Myrtle Beach, where we're not just about detailing – we're about delivering museum-worthy masterpieces on wheels! But we also have fun! Think of a mobile auto detailing company with a Dick’s Last Resort attitude. With more experience than your grandmother's been knitting (over 30 years, to be exact), we've honed our craft to perfection, making even the toughest detailing challenges look like a walk in the park.
But let's be real – detailing isn't always sunshine and rainbows. Ever battled a stubborn stain that's more determined than a bare ass toddler at bedtime? Or spent hours buffing your paint in the scorching sun, only to feel like you've turned into a beef jerky mummy? Yeah, been there, done that. And trust us, you're not as big of a slob as you think – we've dealt with worse.
But...if you're really determined to win our “oink award", we got no problem tagging you on our Facebook page with a hashtag "I Hate Mondays"!
So if you're ready to bid farewell to lackluster detailing services and embrace a little sass with your shine, look no further than Attention to Detail Myrtle Beach. Book your appointment today and get ready for a detailing experience like no other! Your ride deserves nothing but the best – and we're here to deliver.
But let's be real – detailing isn't always sunshine and rainbows. Ever battled a stubborn stain that's more determined than a bare ass toddler at bedtime? Or spent hours buffing your paint in the scorching sun, only to feel like you've turned into a beef jerky mummy? Yeah, been there, done that. And trust us, you're not as big of a slob as you think – we've dealt with worse.
But...if you're really determined to win our “oink award", we got no problem tagging you on our Facebook page with a hashtag "I Hate Mondays"!
So if you're ready to bid farewell to lackluster detailing services and embrace a little sass with your shine, look no further than Attention to Detail Myrtle Beach. Book your appointment today and get ready for a detailing experience like no other! Your ride deserves nothing but the best – and we're here to deliver.
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They say that the average person reads on a 3rd grade level. That's why we made our site super user friendly. But if you're still struggling, fear not! We've got a pop-up book version on standby. Because everyone deserves to have fun with their detailing experience.
Secret Financing Availible - No One Needs to Know
Before you start considering extreme measures like taking out a life insurance policy on a loved one to fund your detail, take a moment to breathe. We've got a little secret up our sleeves – 6 to 12 months of interest-free financing. So, put away the lime and shovel and let us handle the financial work while you kick back and enjoy your sparkly clean ride, guilt-free. Jeez!
Da' FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
I don't need a full detail. Do you have just an interior or exterior packages?
While we can certainly make your ride shine like a diamond up a goat's ass, we believe in the whole package deal. It's like having a fancy top hat without the matching monocle. Just doesn't make sense, Ole Chap!
There's another detailer that charges less than you. Do you offer price matching?
Okay, so Leonardo Di' Vinci had a simpleton brother! There's a reason why they didn't hire HIM to paint the Mona Lisa. We're not just in the business of detailing, we're in the business of turning your ride into a masterpiece!
Do you have a shop I cone to, or are you mobile?
It must've slipped your radar that we're mobile, as it's the first thing you see on our website and social media. Just for you though, we'll put out your very own personalized AIR BANNER in the sky behind a plane!
What if I'm not completely satisfied with your work?
We used to have a dedicated complaint line, where you were directed to spin in a circle 12 times, bark like a dog 3, press the the 7 key randomly while punting a kitten, and someone would eventually address your concern.
But we actually decided to go with our 5 - 15 day warranty over our complaint line. If you're not completely satisfied with our work, we'll come out in that warranty timeframe and make it right.
But we actually decided to go with our 5 - 15 day warranty over our complaint line. If you're not completely satisfied with our work, we'll come out in that warranty timeframe and make it right.
How often should I detail my car?
As often as you spill your coffee on Monday mornings! But realistically, it depends on how much you love your ride. We recommend you show it some love before you qualify for our "Oink Award".
What is the difference between "detailing" and car washing?
Detailing...that's like giving your car a spa day - think massages, facials, and relaxation. Washing? Well, that's more like a quick splash to wake up.
But if you got one of those new AI cars, don't blame us if it becomes argumentative and sighs and groans like an entitled Snowflake, and wants a spa day every time you spill something in the cupholders, or run through the mud. We can't help that we're that awesome!
But if you got one of those new AI cars, don't blame us if it becomes argumentative and sighs and groans like an entitled Snowflake, and wants a spa day every time you spill something in the cupholders, or run through the mud. We can't help that we're that awesome!
How long does auto detailing take?
Well, that depends on how much of a slob you are! If your car looks like a whole family food fight occurred in it, while Red Rover, Red Rover shook his fur all over, we might need some extra time. But don't worry, your car will be museum quality when we're done with it.
What if I can't afford your services? Do you have any options for me?
Before you start considering extreme measures like taking out a life insurance policy on a loved one to fund your detail, take a moment to breathe. We've got a little secret up our sleeves – 6 to 12 months of interest-free financing. So, put away the lime and shovel and let us handle the financial work while you kick back and enjoy your sparkly clean ride, guilt-free. Jeez!